Maybe we could publish a template for that embarrassing conversation 
... we are going down the same road ... 30 to 50 hosts... all SSD.
For the swap files we noticed two of them. One for memory swap (VM we eliminated it by make a 100% memory reservation in the master setting... our ram was sized one to one) and there is a second one (the new wmx-*.swp) we eliminated it with a Vm setting. this keeps SSD space to a minimum.